anti-holiday 2009
Sick to death of plastic reindeer, that woman in your office with the light up ornament necklace, cloying cinnamon apple candles, and the whole goddam war on Christmas crap? Blow it all away with some explosive anti-holiday tunes: Surprise Package, The Collector's Edition CD. And it's on sale. Bonus!
it’s 2009 and we’re still selling stuff
I know, I know, we haven't put out anything new in several years, but, dude, we still have plenty of catalog items available. Trust me. Really. The ammo pages are kept strictly up to date. If it's on there, we still have it. Please. Order away.
still available!
The Hunches |
MHz |
MHz |
Baseball Furies |
Surprise Package, The Collector’s Edition |
Rael Rean |
MHz |
Surprise Package, |
news
>Okay, this is weird.
Recently, Patti received the following messages on her phone. From a restricted phone number. And from somebody she absolutely doesn't know. We invite you to listen and vote in the poll below. Because, quite frankly, we're baffled. And amused enough to share this with all of you. (But if you're squeamish about creepy dorks dressing up in snowsuits while watching videos of high school cheerleaders, consider this a warning. This will squick you out.)
message 1 | message 2 | message 3 | message 4
We've had to raise prices on everything because postal rates have skyrocketed. Especially on overseas mailing. Sorry. Don't blame us—blame gas prices and greedy oil companies.